Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Step and manage your favorite character with just you hands, when you purchase a kinect

Wondering where to Buy kinect? Look no further, squire. This website has everything you’re looking for and much, much more.

January – Its cold, dark and usually signals both the beginning and the end of your New Year’s resolutions. Reading the classics and working out tends to flow inexorably back to re-reading old comics and putting on weight. Then again, there’s also the added bonus of Christmas money.

No, I’m not talking about identity theft, I am in fact referring to the only other way to get large sums of money from people you don’t actually know; Christmas money, that wonderful goldmine of wonga that you’re supposed to spend selfishly and can totally justify completely wasting on video games, comic books and all those classic works of literature you plan to read. Auntie Gladys gave you £20, which was nice of her…Now if only you knew who she was. In addition, Uncle Joseph and Auntie Beryl have slid £50 in their card this year. Of course you swear blind that you’re going to say thank you, before eventually giving up when you realise that Auntie Gladys doesn’t have Facebook (and even if she did, you’re f*cked if you know what her last name actually is).


So, it’s January, where things are down in price and it’s a winter wonderland just waiting to be plundered by you and your newfound wealth. You’ve scraped twelve pints of snake-eye and half a döner kebab with extra chillies off the bathroom wall and you wrap up warm in your new coat (because Uncle Bertram is a practical man who felt he should buy you something useful, even if it is about 12 sizes too sodding small!) and head out to any one of the million computer entertainment megastores currently clogging the arteries of town centres like those huge toxic puke deposits that you get for smoking cigarettes (I know, I know, this is the year you’re gonna quit blah blah blah) You clean the house and head on out in your new coat.  Upon arrival, you can’t help but feel vaguely cheated. Things aren’t as ‘sale-y’ as you’d like them to be. In fact, the game you want has sold out.

So you come home, muttering under your breath and wondering where the best place is to Buy kinect, you put those exact terms into Google and now here we are having a nice chat, like old friends. Once again, let me assure you that this site is awesome. So get ordering and put your feet up.

Oh, ew. There’s still spew on your wall